gearing up

As a study in preparedness or perhaps just outright silliness,
I've been conducting a mind experiment,

















trying to figure out what gear one would need in order to survive as a wandering temple artist in a slightly hostile world. I keep thinking soap might be necessary, I like soap but it also seems kinda decadent, what about salt?
...hmmm... so many possibilities.
See anything I've forgotten?
Have you any suggestions?